Anonymous asked: JOHNDAVE
- Who’s more dominant?
Neither really, Dave could never control John (he’d be far to busy trying to impress him) and John would be far to busy teasing Dave’s attempts at impressing him. Bros through and through, I think they’d respect each other too much to ever even consider dominating the other, and I also think both of them are a bit too strong minded to ever truly submit to each other either. Stubborn babbies.
- Who’s the cuddler?
Hmm, I had to think about this one. Probably Dave, though he would try to deny it and blame all instances of the cuddles on John. But I think growing up with a distant older brother he may be a little affection starved in a way John isn’t growing up with his doting dad. This isn’t to say Dave would necessarily be good at it, mind. In fact he’d probably be hesitant and awkward and nervous, but still, he’s the one that initiates it. John enjoys just kinda lets him do his thing with only minimal teasing. So in short, Dave’s the cuddler because he wants it more, but John’s more comfortable with it.
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon?
Neither, Dave can’t go to sleep on his side and John flails around a bit too much when he’s dreaming. The end result is that Dave often just flops half on top of John to keep his limb movement to a minimum and John sleeps on his back. The positions invariably change throughout the night and you can’t predict what they’ll be like come morning.
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity?
Dave’s is Rapping, humor writing, music mixing while John’s is practical jokes, watching movies, and attempting to program. But you know all that. Together the activities they really enjoy are playing video games and just chilling.
- A head cannon:
Hoo boy. I’m gonna do this in an alt. universe where sburb never happened mmkay? Um, okay so I think that When Dave & John start dating Dave is all for introducing John to his Bro but John’s a bit more ambivalent because Dave’s descriptions of Bro have always seemed a little bit Skeevy. Anyway the day of introduction finally arrives and Dave brings John to his apartment only to find it neigh unrecognizable. The weird puppet shit is gone, their are no sharp weapons about, it actually looks like someone made an attempt to clean it. Dave finds it all really unsettling, and had to double check that it was his apartment. He then goes looking for his bro while John hangs out in the main room wondering what the hell is going on. John then notices the trap door on the ceiling and, well, curious, he tugs it open. The resulting avalanche of shit only very nearly avoids killing John thanks Bro appearing out of fricking nowhere and tugging him away like some sort of fricking action hero or something. Though he has no proof Dave always kind of suspected he’d planned it, and rarely brought John over ever again.
- Their relationship summed up in a gif: